"I am a partially deceased syndrome sufferer and what I did in my untreated state was not my fault."
Kieren Walker portrait.
my sister’s view on one direction’s fashion sense:
- louis: “smoked weed once and won’t let anyone forget it”
- zayn: “posh college student ft. laid back beyonce”
- harry: “hippie mom that’s a little too happy about being pregnant”
- niall: “frat boy… might’ve sucked some dick but no one judges him”
- liam: “he looks like he’s about to get into a rap battle”
Just give us Derek. You don’t want him anyway. Haven’t you noticed what a downer he is? No sense of humour, poor conversationalist.